Feb
28
2010
kymberly
First we had Glenn Beck (last July), and now - He Who Loves Us All Well Enough To Kill His Own Son For Our Own Eternal Guilt and Damnation has once again graced us with merciful nibbles of oratory glee.
From The Onion. Even Crybaby-Beck didn’t manage to pull off an Onion article dedicated to this fine city.
With this kind of coverage, Idaho Falls will finally be on the map! Maybe we can even rise to the fame of Wasilla (minus the freakishly high rape rates).
I hereby offer up a condescending “sorry” to my friends who are not lucky enough to live in the Idaho Falls area, but alas! May the Lard bestow upon you the sin of evy, that you may properly revel in the afterburner glow of our obvious superiority.
I still adore you even if you don’t live here (but perhaps I find you more worthy of my affections if you do).
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Tags: Glenn Beck, The Onion-Sarah Palin and Idaho Falls
Jul
29
2009
kymberly
Geez.
Check this out. From the Mountain Goat Report.
It seems some guy got his panties twisted because a neighbor kid’s ball rolled into his yard while the man was mowing his lawn. Huh. Well, the poor guy. I bet Glenn Beck is on his side. Glenn has made it clear that what we DON’T need in the US is more stinkin’ gun regulations.
The man who pointed the gun at the 13 year old boy for tossing a ball into his yard worried that this incident might affect his Concealed Permit status.
Nah, not in Idaho. :) Well, let us hope that’s not true. It is the wild west here, but certainly civilization nibbles along the edges.
Tags: concealed permit, Glenn Beck, gun regulations, guns
Apr
01
2009
Liz
OK. I know it was last night, so that was still March. But nevermind, this was a royal skewering.
OMG. The writers for the Colbert Report are incredibly funny, and Stephen is the absolute master of deadpan delivery.
Check this out
Tags: Glenn Beck, Stephen Colbert, the 10/31 project, the 9/12 project, The Colbert Report
