Archive for March, 2010

Mar 31 2010

kymberly

Seduction in a 69 Mustang

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A woman with eyes like the sun’s center found a man with a fast car. They met at a Halloween party, where he eyeballed her feathers and leather.

 

“Pocahontas?”, he asked.

 

She rolled her eyes, then examined the camoflauge and combat boots.

 

“Playing army?”

 

“Yeah,” he scoffed. “Playing.”

 

She pointed. “Is that thing loaded?”

 

He didn’t answer. Instead, “Don’t Indians ride horses?”

 

“Native Americans. And I don’t have a horse.”

 

“Well I do. It’s right outside.”

 

She tilted her head. “No soldier ever came to a party on a horse.”

 

“This one did.”

 

She raised an eyebrow.

 

“Come with me and I’ll show you my horse.”

 

“That’s the worst line I’ve ever heard.” But she followed him into the night, where a vintage red Mustang glistened like a wild dog struggling at the end of its chain.

 

“It’s gorgeous.” Her chest heaved. Under moonlight, she looked diaphanous against the hard metal, so he pressed her in to the door, teased her with his tongue. She tasted like lightning.

 

“The ghosts are out tonight,” he whispered. “Want to go find a few?”

 

“That’s the second worst line I’ve ever heard.” She almost hesitated before pulling open the passenger door and sliding inside.

 

He smiled. Then he tore out of town and down a lonely stretch of highway where only the night creatures would witness the things he’d do to her.

 

“Go faster,” she begged. So he did. She looked scared, but all she said was, “you smell dangerous.”

 

He laughed. “That’s a strange thing to say.” But he liked that she had said it, so he pressed down harder on the pedal, and the Mustang shuddered. He felt barely in control, but what did that matter? He was a knight in iron armor, rushing to claim a prize at the end of his journey.

 

She reached for him, but the seatbelt held her tight.

 

“Seat belts are for sissies,” he teased. So she unclipped hers, touched him, he moaned. Before he knew it, she had the loaded gun.

 

“What in the hell are you doing?” Then from the darkness outside, something leaped in front of his car. No, right on to it. He slammed the brakes. An Indian woman riding a red horse jumped directly at his windshield just as the woman in his passenger seat jumped out of it. In fact, the two women collided.

 

The car fishtailed to a stop, his heart thumped wildly, nostrils flared.

 

With a shaky hand, he touched the glass. Despite two women simultaneously smashing through it, the windshield was in perfect order. And he was alone in the full moon’s light.

 

Meanwhile, on that same stretch of road, and over two centuires earlier, a woman with eyes like the sun’s center who had died while escaping something terrible, frantically rode a red horse into the eye of a metal monster. She cried in relief when the rest of herself crashed back in to her own body after all these years. And she was happy to see the gun. This time, things would end right.

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Mar 31 2010

administrator

Author’s Page Coming

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I want to introduce a new site concept, the short story or poem, published here by our site users.  Right now it will be a category, but with the new theme (I am contemplating changing the theme) it will probably be a page all its own.

Kymberly has written 3 short stories already, and she is an accomplished author.  If YOU would like to write, just sign in and go for it.  If you haven’t yet registered, do so and I will give you author status and email you your password.

Note:  all post content belongs to the author, all commentary (and you can choose to have commentary or turn off the comments on your material) belongs to the site and its users…

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Mar 29 2010

kymberly

Organic Produce in Idaho Falls

Filed under Community Issues

Gotterdammerung - “Complete destruction of an institution, regime, order, etc.” 
If you live in the IF area and want to experience a taste of gotterdammerung for yourself (but without all that ghastly “world destruction” part), then I have an offer for you. 
 
Kevin and Dewayne (Eastern Idaho Organics) are seeking the volunteer efforts of a few good dirt-workers.  People who will work the fields, feed the chickens, etc., for a half day a month (or more, if you have fun doing it - and trust me, it IS fun).  But, four hours, once a month is all they ask. 
 
organic-produceWhich got me thinking.  “Wouldn’t it be rockin awesome to put together a day of my friends to do this with?”
 
Those of us who participate in soup kitchen are already acquainted with the joy of spending four hours a month on a common goal that stretches beyond our own personal pursuits.  Tending the land is like serving lunch at the kitchen - you’re investing in your own community, strengthening its roots, building its muscle, honoring its spirit…and keeping local dollars where they belong.   (I like to call it, “Sticking it to The Man“.)
 
Plus, in exchange for rubbing elbows with some of IF’s coolest community-members, you’ll receive organically grown, hand-picked by you, fresh, fantastic veggies of your choice.  If you like spinach, take spinach.  If you loathe green peppers, don’t take any.  That kind of thing.  
 
Plus, you will have the right to officially declare yourself amongst the ranks of us who literally “work for food“.  Now THAT’S something impressive for your resume, darlings.
 
Kevin and Dewayne are also seeking share-buyers - people who will purchase a full share or a half.  A full share is 400.00 for the season, a half is 250.00.  I asked if two people could go in on one full share and they said “sure”, so that’s an option, too.  I’m not buying a share, I’m working a day a week volunteering, so if you’re like me (want to declare gotterdammerung on the Corporate Greed Produce Pigs by supporting local agriculture - but you’re fundage-dysfunctional), talk to me.
 
Anyhow, please be interested in doing this volunteer thing and let’s put together a day or two each month of local people working the land.  It will be fun!  We’ll be like a bunch of tattooed, bad-assed Quakers but without the over-stuffed attire and submissive women.  (Anybody who’s worked soup kitchen with us knows that “submissive women” to us is like “thought provocation” to Glenn Beck viewers.) 
 
Join me today!  Declare gotterdammerung on factory-farmed, taste-dysfunctional, abuse-ridden, MONSANTO products.  Be a rebel, join the fight against the hostile corporate take-over of your dinner plate.
 
Peace, love, and pass the organically-grown, locally-harvested potatoes,
 
kym

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Mar 28 2010

Liz

TEMPORARY Tax Auditors

Filed under State of Idaho

Hey, hey mama, the way you shake that thang…

Look at the way our Legislature is taking care of our state, by catching tax cheats and making them pay the monies they owe, so our budget isn’t always in such dire straits.  They voted in the funding for additional tax auditors, didn’t you hear about it?

What’s that?  Oooh, shiny!

Sure they funded them, but only on a temporary basis.  Idaho Reporter says the money is for temporary positions.  Temporary Positions!  So catch the bad guys if you can, quickly!  Because they’re the only people who cheated, those whom you might manage to catch during your year of employment…and there are not likely to be cheats ever again after this.

Step Right Up, There’s One Born Every Minute…

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Mar 27 2010

Submissions Editor

Meet Keith Allred

Filed under State of Idaho

 Meet Keith Allred

Candidate for Governor

Keith will be at the USW Local 8-652 Meeting Hall

1855 W 17 S  (click for map)

                     Monday 7 pm March 29th

 

Keith will meet the public in an ‘Open Forum’ to introduce himself as a candidate for Governor of Idaho, and to take your questions.  If you are looking for common-sense answers to the serious problems in the legislature dealing with our economy, come hear Keith Allred.  Find out for yourself why he is a Gubernatorial Candidate for ALL Idaho.

allredforidaho

 

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Mar 26 2010

kymberly

Washington’s Mandatory Gun Law

Filed under National News

Some people are like the leaky spigot on our house.  The faucet can’t be shut down without super-human strength, but if it spews with careless abandon, the thing will flood our foundation.  So, I finally got smart and brought a wrench to the fight.
 
With that in mind, here’s my wrench with the latest fight (people Who Just Won’t Think Things Through).
 
When they argue, (and I quote) -
“the new law’s provisions that require individuals to carry health insurance violate the Constitution because “at no time in our history has the government mandated its citizens buy a good or service”
- Virginia Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli
 
- then we can argue what the First Father of our Fine Country wrote -
 
That every citizen, so enrolled and notified, shall, within six months thereafter, provide himself with a good musket or firelock, a sufficient bayonet and belt, two spare flints, and a knapsack, a pouch, with a box therein, to contain not less than twenty four cartridges, suited to the bore of his musket or firelock, each cartridge to contain a proper quantity of powder and ball; or with a good rifle, knapsack, shot-pouch, and powder-horn, twenty balls suited to the bore of his rifle, and a quarter of a pound of powder
 
From The Militia Act of 1792.
 
So, yeah, the government HAS mandated its citizens buy a good or service.  Or, if you’re really clever (or like my exboyfriend the mountain man) you can build your own.  But, even if you build your own, you still gotta buy the parts somehwere.  They didn’t have ebay back in ye day, but I bet they did have a corner blacksmith.
 
As for the Tenth Amendment Argument, if I didn’t live in a red state, it would be spiffy to see the end result of that one.  Can you imagine the “rebel” state people watching the other states around them achieving health care opportunities across state lines…while those that bullied their way out of the law are now going to look REALLY bad for accepting any kind of government help (Medicaid, Medicare, Farm Subsidies, money for road / school / hospital upkeep, HUD assistance)?
 
Note - the Tenth Amendment was ratified in May 1791, which is clearly before The Militia Act (of 1792).  That’s worth consideration for these anti-healthcare arguers.
 
Last -
 
Health Care reform was designed for responsible, working people who, due to employment restrictions or pre-existing conditions, are left with no financial protections when it comes to illness or injury (I know a bit about this one - as everybody who reads the newspaper in Idaho Falls now knows, lol).  This bill does not “pay for people to be lazy“…if we’re not lazy NOW (without health care) what makes you think we’ll up and quit our jobs when they DO provide health care?  Just something to think about. 
 
This bill is not socialistic.  It’s corporatist.  It’s what people like me have been fighting AGAINST (ironically) since the dawn of the Reagan Administration.  What We The People really deserved was single-payer, but that was deemed too “socialist”. 
 
So then we asked for a public option, which was quickly thrown under the bus as “unfair to private health care companies which have to make a profit”.  (Seriously?  The inept, wasteful government, which is horrendously expensive and can’t do anything right, is a competitive threat to a million dollar industry?  Wow…huh.) 
 
So then we settled for what we now have…a corporatist plot to get YOUR tax dollars into THEIR CEO’s (off-shore, tax evading) pockets. 
 
Told you so (says my alter-ego, Cassandra).
 
Now, nobody’s happy…except those CEOs. 
 
Deal with it, and try to change it for THE BETTER.  We live in a community.  We are in a nation that has, as part of its laws, a grant to ensure the Welfare of the People.  Health care IS Welfare.  Look it up in the dictionary if you doubt it.
 
Do I like this bill?  Helllllllno.  I dislike the idea of my tax dollars feeding the Evil Corporate Beast.  But, this is what we are left with when people so fear the government that they are willing to cut off their own nose to spite their face.  I said it before and I’ll say it again.  When the new Hitler tromps up to take control, said tyrant will not be sporting a Presidential seal and dark skin. 
He will be getting paid by FOX News and his skin with be whiter than a dollop of Non-Dairy whipped topping atop Mom’s Apple Pie.
 

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Mar 24 2010

kymberly

Vacation

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Don’t expect writing genius, I wrote this in a half hour, but here’s a short, short story to share.
 
 
Somewhere between the mouthful of potato salad and a scoop of ice cream, the pain began.  At first, I thought it was heartburn.  After all, my family and I were on vacation, I had sloughed my healthy diet for the week.   
 
 
But the pain worsened, even after I took antacid.  Then anxiety hopped on board, as did a seering pain in my left arm and jaw.  My daughter Sarah grabbed her computer and searched out “heart attack symptoms”.
 
“Dad!”, she cried.  “You have to get to a doctor!”  My cheeks felt icy, I wondered if the color had drained from my face just like it had from my wife’s.  I wondered if my eyes held the same panic as hers.  It was an unmistakable look…the same one Sarah got as a toddler when she experienced that terrible nightmare.  I don’t remember what the nightmare was about, but when I’d burst into her bedroom to stroke her hair and rescue her from the monster, Sarah had been propped on the bed with her legs curled under her, clutching to that ragged teddy bear she lugged around everywhere she went.  I had said I’d never forget the panic in Sarah’s eyes that night, and I hadn’t.  My wife’s eyes held that look when she leaned down, touched my cheek and murmered, “It will be all right”, over and over.  
 
But I couldn’t assure Janie that she was right.  I couldn’t assure my daughter that we’d get me to a doctor.  After all, did I really want to risk it?  Was it worth it?  What if the pains were just heartburn?  What if I did go to the doctor and demand a bunch of tests and all they found out was, “It’s heartburn, stop eating so much spicy food”? 
 
I held out an open palm toward Janie.
 
“Give me another Tums.”  Janie’s lips pressed together tightly, she did as I asked.  Then she said it.
 
“Sam, what if it IS a heart attack?”
 
“Stop saying that.  You’ll scare Sarah.”
 
“I’m already scared.”
 
I scoffed despite the pain.  “It’s nothing.  Just heartburn.”
 
“Heartburn doesn’t usually make you sweat like that, Dad.”  Sarah frowned at my right hand, which gripped so tightly to my left arm that fingernails were piercing the flesh.  “And heartburn doesn’t usually make your hands so shaky.”
 
Janie swallowed hard, her brow furrowed.
 
“Sarah, go get the car keys,” she instructed, without once removing her gaze from me.  Sarah remained motionless, watching me through squinted eyes.  “Go!”  Janie pointed toward the cabin.  Sarah ran.
 
“Sam,” Janie’s icy hand was on top of my shaking one.  “Sarah’s right.  You need a doctor.”
 
“No,” I shook my head, knowing she was right. 
 
“But I don’t want you to die.” She whined just like Sarah did when she couldn’t have what she wanted.  Had the mother learned from her offspring? 
 
“I have life insurance.  That will pay off the house.”
 
“You’re missing the point, Sam.  I don’t want you to die!” 
 
“I don’t want to live with more medical bills than I’d be able to pay off in the rest of my lifetime.  What about Sarah’s college fund?  She’s only three years away!”
 
“It doesn’t matter,” a tear trickled down Janie’s cheek.  “I don’t want you to die.”
 
I reluctantly agreed.  I didn’t particularly care to die, either.  I wished my pre-existing condition hadn’t made it impossible for me to obtain insurance. 
 
So the girls helped me to the car then Janie drove us to the nearest hospital after asking directions from the kid at the convenience store.  She drove fast, braked hard, and dashed in through the er doors with the same quick stride that had been her hallmark all through high school track.  My smile was weak because the pain was deep.  How lucky I was to have made her fall in love with me.
 
Janie came back out moments later, but no orderly, no rolling bed followed.  Only terror on Janie’s face.
 
“They don’t take uninsured people here.”  She gasped between sobs.  “But they said there is a county hospital over there,” she pointed north.  Or maybe it was west.  Either way, the scent of her favorite perfume wafted at me when she threw herself into the driver’s seat.  Without clipping her seatbelt, she was off, tearing through the parking lot, swearing up a storm. 
 
“How do we get OUT of this place?” she screamed.  Sarah, in the back seat, kissed my neck, whispered in my ear.  “It’ll be okay, Dad.”  Her voice was shaky.
 
Somewhere between that parking lot and the one at the state hospital, I died.  But my kid got her college degree and my wife got to keep the house.  All in all, not a bad deal. 
 
On further thought, I don’t want to sound selfish, but I’d have loved to stick around and join them.

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Mar 24 2010

kymberly

Stupid Should Hurt

Filed under National News

Somebody somewhere at some point (rather brilliantly) told me,
 
“stupid should hurt”,
and while I am sure I laughed and agreed, I never thought I’d see it in action. 
 
Until now.
 
Oh yeah, and except for on that show “1001 Ways to Die”. 
 
They’re spitting mad that health care will be mandated and we’ll be forced to buy from a private company.
 
And I’m splitting a gut over the irony.  The comfortably-numbed millions click on thier FOX News channel, listen to their pundits, and never once stop to ponder which corporations are funding their favorite programs (advertising - paying the bills).  But if the millions did bother to rub a few brain cells together, they’de see companies parented by Regence (Blue Shield), GE (They bring expensive hospital equipment to life), Medicare “Advantage” (the advantage is clearly to the CEO which runs this shamefully abusive corporation - there’s nothing “Medicare” about it). 
 
So now, instead of Medicare for all…with private supplemental available to those who choose it, we now get a gun held to our head, and the placated masses think the GOVERNMENT has its finger on the trigger.  They are so ironically wrong.  If they simply follow the yellow brick road to its conclusion behind the curtain, they will not find a government grunt.  They’ll find an obscenely rich CEO (who is about to get richer because we just gave them all a government-mandated guaranteed pay raise). 
Single payer would have stopped that, but, single payer smells too much like “government in my health care”, so…we got this instead. 
 
Go ahead and sue, Butcher.  It will only serve to ensure a PUBLIC OPTION (which was the second best choice for a better, healthier America).

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Mar 22 2010

kymberly

What was YOUR Note to Simpson Like?

Filed under State of Idaho

Here’s mine.
 
Representative Simpson,
You voted for the insurance industry and against the people you “represent”.
Nifty family values, there!
You also voted for continued denial of care, skyrocketing prices, and medical bankruptcy.  
Idaho Falls has a 53% insured rate. It’s down 30% from a decade ago. 
And as I talk with my fellow citizens, many of whom lack insurance (or who have family members lacking it), one thing is clear.  Many might not want “socialized” medicine, but all of us are quickly wising up to the fact that some politicans “represent” our interests about as well as a fox represents the hen house. 
I will remember your vote when it comes time for me to cast mine in November. 
kymberly

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Mar 21 2010

kymberly

What Happened Way Back When in 2010

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Much to your surprise (and despite all predictions), the world did not end in 2012. The stupid Mayans were full of it after all, weren’t they?  Or was it the Aztecs?  Either way, those jungle bunnies were on drugs because that was last year and the world is still intact and going about its business as usual. 
 
Frigid air tugs at your back, but tonight it’s Christmas Eve 2013, so you brush off that cold and enjoy nestling cozily around the crackling fire with your spouse and two kids.  All goes well until the kids start getting ornery. 
 
“All I want for Christmas is to go to a real school,” Julie complains. 
 
Johnny joins in.  “One where Santa doesn’t leave me presents only if I leave him my homework.”
 
“Stop whiniing!” Tom grumbles.
 
“Listen to your father.”  You rub a stray piece of leftover dinner from your chin.  It tastes like mud and feels like grease on your tongue, but hey, it fills the tummy.  
 
Julie doesn’t listen.  “Why do other people eat ham on Christmas and we’re stuck with government issue potted pork?”
 
Johnny jumps in.  “And why don’t we go to a normal school like other kids?  I want to be on the baseball team.”
 
Tom sighs.  “Can’t you kids hush up and finish your school work so we can all go to bed and let Santa stop by?”
 
“Be nice,” you lay a hand on his weathered arm.  “The kids are too young to rememeber 2010.”
 
Tom sets aside the socks he’s been mending, sighs again.  “The school in town ran out of money in 2012, so it had to close.”
 
“Why’d it run out of money?” Julie’s head tilted toward her parents.
 
“Because,” you whisper.  “The money-monster gobbled it all up!”
 
Julie and Johnny shudder, Johnny’s eyes widen.  “Monster?”
 
Your spouse nods.  “The same monster that tromped through town, stomping hard and smashing all those pot holes into Main Street.”
 
Johnny nods.  “Which made it so the trucks with the food won’t come to our stores, right?”  
 
“Yes, son.”
 
Johnny’s smile broadens.  “I was right!  See how smart I am?”
 
Your spouse roughs up Johnny’s hair.  “Home schooling isn’t producing any dullards at this house!”  He snorts.  “Damn those idiots who said our kids needed a library.  Who needs a library when you have good sense bred into you?”  Tom winks at you, the kids giggle.
 
“But remember,” you add.  “That monster is a force to be reckoned with.  It’s the very same monster who stole all the engines from the slow plows so we couldn’t punch through the snow and get to work in the winter.”
 
Julie gasped.  “The monster made you lose your jobs!”
 
You nod.
 
Julie’s brow furrows with creases that match her father’s.  “Is it the same monster that made us so poor?”
 
“I’m afraid so,” you answer.  “We had to pay for the doctors that made Daddy’s heart come back to life after the monster upset Daddy so much that his heart stopped.”
 
“But,” Tom said, “we don’t have seven hundred thousand dollars -”
 
“- Nor do we have Medicaid funding in this state…” you trail off.
 
“So now Daddy makes those secret trips to the food bank across state lines and steals boxes of whatever is left out.”
 
“That monster is so mean!”  Julie crosses her arms, pouts.
 
“Can’t we fight the monster?” Johnny asks.
 
“Oh, never,” your husband says.  “I’m afraid we’re stuck with the monster.”
 
“Why are we stuck with him?” Julie asks.
 
“Because,” Tom explains.  “The monster is dreadful, but the weapon needed to destroy him is even more dreadful.”
 
Johnny scoffs.  “What kind of weapon is more dreadful than a monster?”
 
You gaze into the distance.  “The weapon comes from a land far, far away, and it stays on a hill that overlooks the whole country.  It says it’s here to help, but what it really wants is to steal away our freedoms.”
 
“Oh, no!” the kids cry.
 
“Yes,” your spouse nods.  “And it does really bad things, like sending out people every ten years to spy on us.”
 
“What do these people find out when they spy?”
 
“They find out how many people live in a house and how old they are.”
 
“Why do they do that?”
 
“They do it so the town gets money.  1400.00 for each person who lives in a town.”
 
“Why do they do that?”
 
“For things like schools, money for roads, and health services.”
 
“So,” Julie says slowly.  “The dreadful weapon destorys the monster that is trying to destroy us.”
 
“Yes,” Tom answers.  
 
Johnny and Julie frown. 
 
“What is it, kids?”
 
The kids whisper in each others ears for a long while before answering. 
 
“Well,” Julie finally speaks.  “It seems like the best way to destroy the monster is to answer the questions of those people who come by every ten years.”
 
“NO!”  Tom demands.  “You must never, ever talk to those people.  They are mercahnts of evil!”
 
“Merchants?” Julie asks.
 
“Who are these merchants of evil that are worse than the monster that keeps us cold all winter and hungry all year?” Johnny wonders.    .
 
“They are - they are,” you gulp, the words burn in your throat. 
 
“They are from the government.”
 
Johnny and Julie clutch to each other.  “The government!  Oh, no!” 
 
Dad picks up his rifle, steps away from the living room hearth.  Frosty air exhales from his nose like smoke from a dragon.  “Yes, kids.  The weapon is our own government.  And it’s up to no good.  Don’t you ever forget that.”
 
“Never.” Julie crosses her heart and hopes to die. 
 
“We won’t forget it,” Johnny swears.
 
“Good,” your husband says.  “Now if you’ll excuse me, it’s time to go shoot the Christmas jackrabbit.”
Everybody cheers, because tomorrow there will be more than potted meat at your Christmas table.  There will be true, non-government freedom! 
 
The End.
 
Okay, so this is the kind of thing I produce before my morning coffee kicks in but after I’ve had time to sit long enough to think up something silly.  It’s my dorky way of saying, “fill out your Census form and tell all your friends to fill out theirs - or risk a re-visit from the silly story fairy”.

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