Mar 31 2009
Catholic Church Testing Priest Candidates for Gay Tendencies?
Okay, once again this is from PZ Myers. We may as well just put him in the blogroll, because he’s just so prolific and his columns are funny and sensible at the same time.
He’s asking, why would you only test candidates for the priesthood for gay proclivities? Why not any sexual proclivities? Celibate means celibate. Is the impression that only gay priests will violate their vows of chastity? Or is it an approved witch hunt against those who Pope Benedict has a special fear of?
It makes no sense.
But the funny in this one is his curiosity about the testing:
I really want to know details about how these tests are going to be done. Do they hook the candidate up to a plethysmograph and then show them pictures of varying degrees of titillation to various sexual orientations? That sounds fun — they might get a flood of new prospects who are really just there for the test. Heck, if I was sufficiently bored, I might sign up … especially if the testing is done by hot novices in sexy wimples.




