Jun 01 2010
Archive for the 'WTF?' Category
May 22 2010
You Say You Want a Revolution…
Well, you know…we all want to change the world.
But truth be told, I don’t want your revolution. Because who are you revolting against? My country, and my government, and my President. Basically, you are asking for a revolution against ME.
And I don’t understand how you possibly can fool yourself into thinking you’re going to make it happen, make it work, make your fantasy dream world come true.
You don’t like the way we do Federal government business now? So you’re going to do what…storm the halls of Congress and the White House and the Supreme Court? All three branches of the Federal Government?
And you’ll have to kill all of those who resist. And there will be many who resist. I will be one of them. I don’t want people overthrowing my government. I don’t care who you are, whether you’re from Russia or Iran or North Korea or Rexburg, Idaho…you aren’t forcibly taking over MY government without a fight from me!
So let’s say you kill all of us who resist you. You’re going to do what, after you’ve run all the current elected people out of town? Have lawful elections to put new people in there? Well guess what? All those current fools were elected by the citizens, and when they vote again, they will end up voting for the same kinds of losers who were in there before, don’t you realize that?
So how do you prevent that from recurring? Threaten to overthrow the new set, too? Only allow your own cherry-picked candidates to run? Or just select amongst yourselves who will be the next set of rulers?
What you’d be doing is bringing totalitarianism into play!!! Everything must be done your way, or out the next government goes. Forcibly.
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What kind of democracy is that?
The Constitution frames for us our lawful ways to achieve our hopes, our dreams, our country’s future. Do you believe we have we drifted away from what the Founding Fathers intended? Then educate, inform, and win over the hearts and minds of your fellow citizens. Achieve your goals through the ballot box, as the law provides for.
But I want you to consider something. The Constitution IS A BLUEPRINT. That means, I might have a different viewpoint than you. I might want my government to do some basic things that you don’t feel are found there, but I can see those functions in that document as clear as day. I have rights, too. And I intend to vote for people who sometimes see things my way.
And you might just have to compromise some times, because that’s how we do things in this great wonderful country. I’m happy to meet you part of the way, but I’m not willing to let you have all the power in OUR country. And since each of my neighbors thinks just a little bit different than I do, it seems that none of us will get all of the things that we want.
So why do you feel you have the right to force a revolution against our government, if it doesn’t do exactly what you want it to do? It’s not doing exactly what I want either, it’s basically doing a little bit of what each of its citizens want.
And that should be alright…it’s the American Way.
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May 16 2010
Nazi Tourettes
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This link is five minutes of fun (Lewis Black punks the living snot out of Glenn Beck’s obvious obsession with Nazism) -
And, speaking of Nazis, here’s three minutes of one -
- This one is particularly funny if you are grossly offended by glaring grammar misuse, and also by Nazis. (Thanks for this link, Dan.)
As Glenn Beck’s evil twin would say -
“Fact - George W. Bush’s grandfather helped Hitler come to power. Fact - George W. Bush has REALLY poor grammar. Coincidence…or are the Nazi grammar police lowering the bar in an attempt to weed out the smart people so they can round us up and do away with us?” (Then he tears up and cries like a baby.)
This last bit has nothing to do with Nazis, but it is something I just heard about, and it’s yucky.
Sheesh, so next we’re going to outsource home alarm-system installations to convicted armed bank robbers, put convicted child molestors in charge of day cares, and hire rapists as body guards.
(Eye roll.)
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May 12 2010
On the Stupidity Front…
May 07 2010
Fire Arms, or Fired Up? Que es Mas Illegal?
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May 02 2010
LameAssed Mentality of Anti-Healthcare People
Um…, we are going to have to do some “tweaking” here. I feel the main issue with government health care reform is that it will increase taxes on the wealthy.
The majority of citizens believe that it is unfair to increase health care cost to those who have earned well paying jobs and pay for good medical coverage.
I can understand where they are coming from because there are many citiznes of the United States who have basically under achieved in life.
Another issue, is that under government health care reform, illegal immigrants who defect to the U.S. are entitled to healthcare coverage. That doesn’t sit well with a lot of people.
Your statement about persons receiving free health care from the military opposing healthcare government healthcare reform isn’t exactly true. There are many Department of Defense, Government Specialists, and military personnel who side with the new healthcare reform, I being one of them. Mainly because we understand that not having reform actually drives healthcare costs up.
The costs of medicines, utensils, equipment and surgeries increase across the board each year. The main contributing factor to that is providing healthcare to patients without medical coverage. So providing healthcare to everyone (even the under achievers), assists with driving costs down (through time).
My issue is giving healthcare coverage to illegal immigrants.
Apr 25 2010
Chickens for Check Ups is Better than Blue Cross
…and Doctors love it!
“I’m telling you that this works. You know, before we all started having health care, in the olden days our grandparents, they would bring a chicken to the doctor, they would say I’ll paint your house. I mean, that’s the old days of what people would do to get health care with your doctors. Doctors are very sympathetic people. I’m not backing down from that system.”
Apr 04 2010
Elmore County Drivers
I’m a safe driver. I have driven for more than 35 years, now. I have never been pulled over for a traffic ticket. I got 3 speeding tickets in a two week span on the freeway in 1986 when my speedometer needle broke and I couldn’t guess my speed…but other than that, nothing.
So I like to think, I’m a good judge of bad driving. I’ve grumbled at my share of the 1-J drivers in Eastern Idaho. Or even the out of state drivers, especially Utah and Saskatchewan. But there is one Idaho county that trumps them all…Elmore County. The Mountain Home area.
I travel quite a bit by car from eastern Idaho to western Idaho. I-84 between Boise and Mountain Home is the craziest section of the entire drive. Elmore County license plates whiz by at unnatural rates of speed, and are the weavers on the road between all the rest of us. I spend that stretch of road with my hands gripped tightly on the wheel, praying some crazy-ass driver from Elmore County doesn’t end my existence.
What is the difference? Are the crazy drivers all flyboys from the Mountain Home Air Force Base? Does living by an Air Force Base instill in you a need for speed? What is the reason, if any? Why would they be worse than every one else I encounter?
I don’t think I’ve ever passed an Elmore County driver. So that says they’re going as fast as me or faster.
This story doesn’t say, they were all Elmore County drivers who had these accidents. But it is telling, to me, based upon my history with that section of the freeway, that there would be such a lot of accidents when the weather hits a foul note…
Mar 18 2010
Healthy, Happy, and Hot
Oh, my. It’d almost be funny if it weren’t so ridiculously cliché. The conservative groups who don’t want women to have control of their own bodies, who demonize Planned Parenthood because they help young girls (and women) to enjoy a sexual lifestyle to the same degree that only men once had the freedom to do, and who hate the United Nations because they’ve been brainwashed to think that it’s tantamount to some New World Order that will be used by the Anti-Christ to dominate good Christians everywhere…
Those same conservative groups got word that a Planned Parenthood pamphlet had been distributed to a group of Girl Scouts who were meeting at the UN. Talk about a perfect storm- of all the boogeymen out there to combine together into one outrageous story. In fact, it’s a perfect shitstorm! And worse yet, the pamphlet tells these tender young-uns about S.E.X. !!!
It mentions masturbation, and pleasure! (gasp) It talks about the clitoris and the prostate (DOUBLE GASP).
So one of the local Republicans (and überlibertarian) Tim Urling mentioned this on his facebook page. My first response was, “ugh”. Ugh that this was being complained about (all I knew at the time was that it was a perfect storm of UN, Girl Scouts, Planned Parenthood, and SEX!). I could remain calm, say my “ugh” and not join in the fray. After all, one can’t get anywhere when arguing with people who insist they are the only ones who know the TRUTH and the rest of us are either evil, blind, or just do not understand.
Then Tim commented:
The money people spend on Girl Scout Cookies is funneled to pay gun control groups and abortions.
That’s when I lost my composure and joined in for real. I’ve heard the “buy a cookie, pay for an abortion” rumor before when folks thought the Girl Scouts funded the NOW (National Organization for Women). It’s a total load of hooey, and it’s usually perpetuated (but never able to be proven) by wingnuts who really need their women to be seen but not heard.
Long story longer, I decided to look for the pamphlet to see for myself. And when I found it, I discovered, it’s a 20 page booklet about people who live with HIV, and it’s a great educational tool. It’s a little graphic but it’s nothing that young women or young men shouldn’t know or read. It discusses safe sex, HIV laws in various countries, and the fact that even with HIV, a person is still a sexual being. It’s not subversive or disgusting, it’s liberating and honest. See for yourself.
I can’t even find evidence (other than the scandalized rumormongers) of the UN Girl Scout meeting, and how old the people were who were attending, etc. I’d still be interested in knowing that.
As usual, Tim did not engage in name-calling or personal attacks, but Brett Ferguson joined in the fray. Guess even without knowing all the facts, he’s still willing to be mightily upset about it all.
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Mar 11 2010